facebook playas
i am cool because many of my friends are facebook playas.
[redacted]: omgee
me: what?
[redacted]: i’m gonna share something with you
me: do it already
[redacted]: and from this point on, you have to help me to MAKE SURE i do not mess this up like holy sh*t, the path has been paved
me: wow. this sounds serious.
[redacted]: oh. nono. not too serious. i didn’t eff a guy last night.
me: oh. forget it…i don’t really care then
[redacted]: k, had to email it
me: ok, reading
[redacted]: context: sh*t started getting too long on the facebook walls, so i just wrote her a msg.
me: that’s hot
[redacted]: this is her response. this is our fifth interaction in life
me: wait, then how did this happen and when’s the next time you gonna see her?
[redacted]: dood. i just threw some words at her. ding. haha, no plan to see her. it’d probably have to be a flight out to dallas
me: do it. it’s worth it
[redacted]: i know right. imma talk the f*ck outta her. see how hooked i can get her, then fly out
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lessons learned
- write on her wall. let the world know.
- slowly migrate to private messages.
- it’s ok if you’ve only interacted with her five times in life as long as she looks good in her fb photo
- however, be wary of girls that tilt their head down and play the angles. they could be hiding something, like a fourth chin.
- if you have nothing to say just “throw some words at her.” something will eventually stick.
- talk the f*ck out of her.
