it is well settled that megan fox is god’s gift to mankind. i mean seriously, there’s no need to debate this.
last weekend i had the opportunity to attend the san diego premier of transformer’s 2. shunning my work obligations, i camped out at the premier for hours. before i went i stopped by a florist to pick up a single yellow rose, a gesture of my undying love for megan. yellow because i am asian and a rose because she is my lover.
security at the premier was helpful. they told me where the actors would be entering. i took a spot close to that curb so i could hand her the rose as soon as she stepped out of the car.
i waited for what seemed like days. no-talent-ass-clown labeouf showed up first. f-him and his stupid scruffy goatee.
michael bay came next. he’s suprisingly taller that i expected.
then came megan. i almost peed myself in excitement. escorted by an entourage of bodyguards, i tried to get as close as i could, extending the rose to her with all my might. i kept yelling “megan, megan, marry me.” my chants fell on deaf ears…
needless to say she didn’t take my rose. words can’t express how sad i felt that day. the pictures below don’t even do it justice.
but after a burrito and some carne asada fries, i got over it.
and whatever, she has hammer thumbs.
5 months ago
one of manchester united’s chants for ronaldo:
(to the tune of ‘That’s Amore’)
when the ball hits the goal
it’s not giggs,
it’s not scholes,
It’s ronaldo!
united’s chant for ji-sung park:
park, park, wherever you may be,
you eat dogs in your home country!
it could be worse, you could be a scouse,
eating rats in your council house!
7 months ago
everyone in law school has a depressing/suicidal/give up on life gchat status.
a sampling:
“PR booo”
“is learning to be accepting of that fatigued, exhausted feeling”
“The owl of minerva just crapped on me and I’m tangled in the seamless web of the law stranded in an archipelago of evolving jurisprudence”
“patent bar studying… all day every day till the 21st”
“i want to die”
that is why i stay invisible.
7 months ago
the random emails and haiku have been a source of encouragement, thanks. the lakers losing was a boost. united beating arsenal 4-1 on agreggate was an even bigger boost. the sox are undefeated this season against the yanks…ultimate boost
(bruins in the playoffs…ehh, that’s nice…celts losing to magic…sucks…)
downer = email from chairman of firm confirming that 60% of the class of 2009 is deferred until 2010. fails to reassure the class of 2010 that they will be ok.
status of two takehomes: 40% and 60% completed.
time left: 42 hours
probability of not finishing: 75%
how concerned am i: 10% and falling…
7 months ago
i hate my life. two take-home finals between now and thursday noon and apparently i can’t register for classes until i complete 35 pro bono hours…before may 15. wtf is wrong with me? where have i been the past year? i need to get my life together. whatever. all i know is that the next 48 hours will be a suck ass time.
7 months ago
day…im not sure…of finals week(s). i am surviving on wawa, caffeine to stay awake (i have a starbucks iv drip), and ambien to counter-act the caffeine so i can go to sleep at night (it takes 20 minutes to kick in so i read until i start to see double). all so i can wake up exactly seven hours later to do it all over again…
a med school student once told me that the human body is very resilient. i took this to mean that i can do the caffeine and ambien routine for at least a month. i figure i have until november of 2009 to recover.
long-term effects of caffeine-ambien cocktail: unknown
short-term effects: some minor hair loss
current knowledge level: 10 (out of a possible 100)
is it worth it?
7 months ago
im closing in on my mammoth paper due tomorrow at noon (who sets a deadline for noon?). i’ve decided that it’s a really bad idea to write a paper by making assertions and then trying to google book authors that support your premise. it is a decidedly crap way to write a paper
having said that, i can’t believe how many authors subscribe to/believe in/have done research on the random, stupid statements that i’m making. this leads me to three conclusions; i am very much an out of the box thinker, publishers will find anything to print, or anyone can self publish through lulu.com, submit it to google and say that they are “published.”
7 months ago
in writing my paper, i have found that book antiqua is now my favorite font. not only is it wider than times new roman, but prettier.
blogs posts aren’t supposed to be this short, i know. maybe i should twitter instead.
7 months ago
